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> Date: Mon Aug 14 06:44:14 UTC 2006
> Subject; Why Hasn't My Stuff Been Dispatched?
> To: form-info@amazon.co.uk
> From: *****@*****.fsworld.co.uk
>
> ---------------
> 08/14/06 03:24:37
> Your name:***** *****
> Order No: 0**-9*****0-*******

> ITEMS:
> Lessons in Your Rucksack: The Complete TEFL S...
> Commentsear Sir/Madam,
>
> WHY IS MY ORDER TAKING SO ******* LONG????
>
> This
> is getting beyong a joke - it's been three months since I ordered
this book
> and it has yet to arrive, and no one has even bothered to give me
an
> explanation. I can see it listed as available on your website, yet
I'm told
> it's delayed.
> Whoever's reading this, don't take this as a personal attack
> - just ensure that whoever is responsible pull their finger out
from their
> ******* arse and do something about it.
>
> Kind regards,
> ****ed off
> customer
>
> P.S. Do not reply unless it's something I want to hear.
> P.P.S.
> Do not reply with reference to the swearing - I'll only reply with
more
> foul language.
>
>
>
>
> > From::
> "Amazon.co.uk"
> <order-update@amazon.co.uk>
> > To:
> *****@*****.fsworld.co.uk
> > Subject; Your Amazon.co.uk order
> (#0**-9*****0-*******.)
> > Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2006 19:43:12
> -0700
>
> > Dear Customer,
> >
> > We wanted
> to give you an update on the status of your order
> >
> [0**-9*****0-*******.].
> >
> > We are sorry to report
> that the following items have been delayed.
> >
> >
> John Hughes (Editor) "Lessons in Your Rucksack: The Complete
> TEFL
> > Survival Guide"
> >
> >
> Our current estimate is that it will take an additional 4-6 weeks
> to
> > obtain these items for you.
> >
> > We
> are sorry for any inconvenience this causes.
> >
> > To
> view your order or make any changes, please visit Your
> Account
> >
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> >
> href=http://www.amazon.co.uk/your-
account>http://www.amazon.co.uk/your-accou
> >
> nt</a>. Through Your Account, you
> > can cancel
> items, change delivery addresses or make other changes
> > to
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> > process.
> >
> > For your
> reference, here is a summary of your order:
> >
> > 1
> of M. Swan "Practical English Usage"
> >
> 1 dispatched on 23/05/06
> >
> > 1 of John Hughes
> (Editor) "Lessons in Your Rucksack: The Complete
> >
> TEFL Survival Guide"
> > Availability: 4-6
> weeks
> >
> > On the date of dispatch, you should
> receive an e-mail message confirming
> > the date, contents and
> delivery method.
> >
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> message.
> >
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> >
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> >
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> Department
> > Amazon.co.uk
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> href=http://www.amazon.co.uk>http://www.amazon.co.uk</a>
> ---------------
>

Hey bear, could it be something to do with you living near the north pole...???