I was getting out of the shower - I looked up to grab a hair brush
off the wall, my glasses were off - and a small spider landed on
my eyeball

, not eye lid, eye ball - and got stuck to my
eye, - so I watched it in a mirror and had to wait for it to craw
off my eye and away from my eye before I removed it - god
damn I hate this place

- I am just glad it was not a
poisonous spider