WTF Is this about

Wiredwrx · 12-18-2006, 11:55 PM

So, my GF works at an online retailer who uses pricewatch. Part of the service that pricewatch offers, is the ability to leave feedback regarding the retailer.

The following was left over the weekend. If anyone can decipher this, please let me know. I have no idea wat this dingbat wants, thinks, or expects.

"Saturday, December 16, 2006 ########################################### http://www.jenniferawilliams.exploretalent.com jenniferhasadream@gmail.com ################################################ SUBJECT: Robotics Engineering & Automated Robots Dear Constituent: I am writing with concerns about your institution being used in association with my credentials for illegal activities and financial crimes. PLEASE CHECK YOUR DATABASE TO ENSURE THAT I AM NOT BEING USED IN ACCORDANCE WITH ANY RESEARCH, NOR ANY GRANTS THAT HAVE BEEN ISSUED BY THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. Should you find that monies have been allocated to me, this letter will serve as legal notice that I have NOT received NAY funding from the federal government, nor any other entity. I am currently seeking employment and rely merely on unemployment compensation for sustenance. I have been targeted to the extremes that I have am connected to some computer network system that will allow “human/computer” interfacing without my knowledge or consent. I would also like to state that I am a human being, not an animal. I would like to advise that your company maintain my privacy and forward any and all documentation bearing my name to me via United States Postal Services. There is no power of attorney on file for me, I am not legally a participant of any research or experiments, and am a single, forty one year old female who has no contact with anyone other than my two sons, my Overseer, and two other families. Therefore, do not provide any information regarding Jennifer Williams to anyone. My website address has been provided so that you are able to maintain my privacy and not become a victim of fraud. I have sustained abuse by individuals associated with the armed forces, specifically the United States Marine Corps., Army, and the Navy. Jennifer Williams is not a robot. Please assist me with directives for pressing charges on all individuals involved. Benjamin Morris is my deceased husband, who was once affiliated with the armed forces, but I do not utilize any benefits associated with the military, nor have I ever served in the armed forces. I do not think that robotics was created to be used as a form of terrorism. I do not appreciate being a target for science to be used in association with illegal activities. Human voices hiding behind robotics equipment needs to stop i"

Then she exceeded the allowed chracters.

Anyone, Anyone.

Michael

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Quattro · 12-19-2006, 12:09 AM

umm why don't you figure it out, your the lawyer with all the legal know it all.

EsKALad · 12-19-2006, 12:10 AM

lol who the hell cares anyway...its probably spam...or someone bored who writes to every website they visit.

2k1Toaster · 12-19-2006, 12:17 AM

wtf?!

84RegalRider · 12-19-2006, 01:56 AM

she is getting spam and she thinks its from info that she gave to the website in question.

i guess..............

haha

Bugbyte · 12-19-2006, 11:25 AM

Someone forgot to take their lithium today...

thekl0wn · 12-19-2006, 11:30 AM

WTF??? I have a professor named Jennifer Williams, who lives in Illinois, and is kind of a conspiracy-theorist on the whole computers taking over the world issue! She didn't leave an email address that was like somethin@usi.edu did she?

Rob Withey · 12-19-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Wiredwrx

Therefore, do not provide any information regarding Jennifer Williams to anyone.

Does that include posting this information to a publically accessible message board? Nicely done.

Chris31 · 12-19-2006, 12:03 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Quattro

umm why don't you figure it out, your the lawyer with all the legal know it all.

Well, relationship advisor normally cant resolve their own issue. I guess it goes the same with lawyers?

evandude · 12-19-2006, 01:05 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by thekl0wn

WTF??? I have a professor named Jennifer Williams, who lives in Illinois, and is kind of a conspiracy-theorist on the whole computers taking over the world issue! She didn't leave an email address that was like somethin@usi.edu did she?

there's a link in the original post to what is apparently her profile at "exploretalent.com", which happens to include a couple pictures and a physical description... shouldn't be too hard to figure out if it's who you think it is

legacy05gt · 12-19-2006, 01:19 PM

OK, i've been doing some research, i think i got it.

Her name: Jennifer Williams Morris

Morris... as in Zach Morris, from saved by the bell. A quick wikipedia search reveals that in Save by the Bell: The College years:
Jennifer Williams (episode "Professor Zack" - Zack pretends to be a professor to impress Jennifer, but this causes problems because she's the chancellor's daughter.)

So Jennifer Williams is a physchotic "Zach-a-holic" who has misconceptions of a marital relationship w/ Zach Morris.

I think this is just the tip of the iceburg... i suggest we close this thread, turn around and walk away...

legacy05gt · 12-19-2006, 01:22 PM

Oh wait, ok, now i actually did find some info

Quote: Originally Posted by http://www.mac-net.com/comment.page

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

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United States
http: www.jenniferawilliams.exploretalent.com
jabwms@aol.com
#-###-###-####

Mailing Address:

##############
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SUBJECT: Robotics Engineering & Automated Robots

Dear Constituent:

I am writing with concerns about your institution of higher learning being used in association with my credentials for illegal activities and financial crimes. I have obviously been targeted to the extremes that I have been connected to some computer network system that will allow “human computer” interfacing without my knowledge or consent. I would like to advise that your company maintain my privacy and forward any and all documentation bearing my name to me via United States Postal Services. There is no power of attorney on file for me, I am not legally a participant of any research or experiments, and am a single, forty one year old female who has no contact with anyone other than my two sons, my Overseer, and two other families. Therefore, do not provide any information regarding Jennifer Williams to anyone. My website address has been provided so that you are able to maintain my privacy and not become a victim of fraud. I have sustained abuse by individuals associated with the armed forces, specifically the United States Marine Corps., Army, and the Navy. Jennifer Williams is not a robot. Please assist me with directives for pressing charges on all individuals involved.

I do not think that robotics was created to be used as a form of terrorism. I do not appreciate being a target for science to be used in association with illegal activities. Human voices hiding behind robotics equipment needs to stop immediately. I am requesting your assistance in this fashion by requesting that you contact me preferably via United States postal services only. My parents gave me to strangers at the age of three, and because of this all of my personal information has been in the hands of strangers all of my life.

Thank you in advance for the consideration of my request. I eagerly look forward to hearing from you immediately upon receipt of this notice.

Happy Holidays,

Lady Jennifer Williams

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icecore · 12-19-2006, 11:27 PM

Yeah dude, what is this about?? I don't get it...anybody?

jjh221 · 12-20-2006, 08:02 PM

lol crack is bad.

I think she sent in her resume, not wanting them to sell her information to anyone, she asks for them to send her a us mail, prob good idea for business to send it certified. She prob wants some money. She could also not speak english and was translated and spell checked. The other stuff about the robots is kinda scary. She could be talking about the spam bots and using her information or she could just smoke entirely way to much crack. I have a feeling she cant speak english. If she can then prehaps a robot wrote that!

:shrugs:

Chris31 · 12-20-2006, 10:57 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by jjh221

lol crack is bad.

I think she sent in her resume, not wanting them to sell her information to anyone, she asks for them to send her a us mail, prob good idea for business to send it certified. She prob wants some money. She could also not speak english and was translated and spell checked. The other stuff about the robots is kinda scary. She could be talking about the spam bots and using her information or she could just smoke entirely way to much crack. I have a feeling she cant speak english. If she can then prehaps a robot wrote that!

:shrugs:

Wow you followed the thread JJ?

Glad to see you not on crack today